My Poo Speech

How many time do you fart a day? How many time do you poo a week?
Hello, my name is Yurim Hong and I'm gong to talk about something disgusting and something very weird something that you people don't know mush about, fart and poo. Lots of people just think that fart and poo is just dirty and smelly. But I'm going to get this right and tell interesting stuff about fart and poo.

First if the sound of the fart is loud, then that means get ready to run for your lives because most of the people around me does that. Again if there is no sound when some one farts there will be dead fish smell vibrating. Now I will tell you about 5 things that some people during farting or before farting. NO.1 Some people raise one side of their but before they fart, that means you have time to run away from that person. NO.2 Some people fart and run away. NO.3 Some people fart as they take a step. NO.4 For example your in a department store, Hyundai department store. There is 10,000 people or more. But they don't even care and fart and everyone looks at you. NO.5 Some people fart and stay still and blame the others because you are embarrassed. Do you do that? 

Did you also know that if you don't fart when you have to or want to then it's not good for your health? That's because every food contains air and that air is mixed with dirty and clean air and that mixed air is coming out as what we call fart. Also people with so perfect everything like perfect lungs and hearts have to fart 25times a day. If you didn't know that then you have to start eating salad, fruit and also very important milk and cheese.

Poo is also disgusting. It's worse than fart but it's very important to people. If we don't poo, all the disgusting left over stuffs from your precious body won't be able to come out. If you are very healthy than you should poo once a day and it has to be the colour of the food you ate or the colour of the pine tree's trunk, or a bit lighter. Because there is a liquid which digests your food and the yellowy brownish colour comes from there. Also the length of the poo has to be longer than 7cm because if it's 3cm or 4cm long then that means your poo is very hard and it snaps easily. So you have to eat lactobacillus. 

Does anyone fart as I told you? Maybe you can have a try finding your own habit or other people's. For example like  you poo when you wake up or after dinner. I wish you enjoyed my speech. Thank you and have a nice day. ^*^